A Beginner's Journey

Hello, my fellow mid-life magical beings of the internet! Here I am, mid-fifties, sipping my morning coffee (black, like my intentions… just kidding— I drink it with more cream and sugar than coffee), and embarking on a journey I've been thinking about for a long time. That’s right, I’m diving into the world of witchcraft. Cue the dramatic witch's cackle.

Before you imagine me brewing potions over a cauldron in my suburban kitchen or hexing my annoying neighbor (seriously, I have a few), let me assure you—it’s not quite like that. Yet. I’m still figuring out the basics. Witchcraft is a vast and fascinating world, and honestly, it’s a little like trying to learn a new language while juggling flaming pumpkins and herding cats, angry cats.

Why take up witchcraft now? Shouldn’t I be collecting gnome figurines (I have quite a few) or join a thirst trap book club (and I do love to read)? Well, I’ve always loved the mystical, the magical, all things Halloween, and the just plain weird. But life, as it often does, has kept me busy working in the mundane corporate world and raising a not-so-mundane family. Now, with a bit more time on my hands, and a heart full of curiosity, I’ve decided to see if I can summon something other than mid-life anxiety and existential dread.

Let me tell you, my friends, the world of witchcraft is HUGE and intimidating. There are books, blogs, TikToks, Wiccan academies, courses, and about a million types of witches. Kitchen witches, green witches, hedge witches… It’s like sorting through a Hogwarts course catalog. And don’t even get me started on the tools! Wands, crystals, candles, tarot decks, spices, spells and let’s not forget about those fancy athames (it’s pronounced “ATH-uh-may,” apparently).

When I visit metaphysical shops it is with a mix of awe and panic. I hold the various crystals and gemstones with precious intent, hoping to feel the energy. But in my mind I keep thinking, this is just a rock. I buy them anyway. I arrange them beautifully on my desk and around my bedroom, staring longingly looking for inspiration, and also hoping they are not judging me (they probably are).

As a solo practitioner, I don’t have a coven to guide me (I'm so bad at making friends unless you count my best friends...anxiety and doubt). It’s just me, my curiosity, and a stack of beginner books. Being a solitary witch has its perks, though. For one, I don’t have to share my snacks during rituals (I'm a Taurus). Plus, I can practice in my pajamas and Crocs, which feels like the ultimate power move.

But it also means I’m responsible for figuring out my path. Do I start with spells? Dive into astrology? Runes and Tarot Cards? Befriend a crow? Will the Crows even like me? The options are endless, and honestly, it’s both thrilling and 100% paralyzing.

So far, I’ve decided to keep it simple. Here’s what I'm doing:

1. Read Books: I’m working through some beginner-friendly books and taking copious notes. My notebook looks like a cross between a diary, a conspiracy theorist’s manifesto, and one of those burn-after-writing journals.

2. Light Candles: Apparently, candles are a big deal in witchcraft. I’ve started lighting candles with intention. So far, I’ve manifested wax burns.

3. Tarot Cards: My tarot decks are beautiful and intimidating. I’ve pulled the Fool card several times, which feels appropriate.

4. Collect Crystals: My crystal collection is small but mighty. Do I know what they all do? Not yet. But they’re shiny and come in pretty colors, and that’s enough for now.

5. Runes: Why are they always reversed?

The truth is, I’m taking this one baby step (or broomstick ride) at a time. I’m learning to find my intuition again (years of corporate life sent it into hiding), embrace the unknown, and laugh at my inevitable missteps.

Witchcraft, I’ve realized, isn’t about being perfect or knowing everything. It’s about curiosity, connection, and maybe a little bit of magic.

So, if you’re out there, fellow beginner witches, know that you’re not alone. We’re all just stumbling around with our crystals and books, trying to figure out the difference between a spell and a really enthusiastic wish. And if you’ve got tips, tricks, or just a good witchy joke, send me an email using the form below. I’ll be over here, trying not to set anything on fire (maybe).

Blessed be, or as I like to say, "Stay witchy, my friends!"